There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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