Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My life is pants optional.
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