i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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