Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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