My pussy is not your playground.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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