Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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