Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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