Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
