We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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