YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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