He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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