after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
