my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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