ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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