were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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