I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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