She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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