p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just blew my weed a kiss
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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