I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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