I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
being pregnant is like rehab
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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