After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
