Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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