people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This can only be settled by a dance off.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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