it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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