you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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