Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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