Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
