its not stalking. its research.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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