you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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