So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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