I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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