Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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