So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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