yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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