Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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