The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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