just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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