That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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