Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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