Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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