Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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