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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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