quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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