Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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