fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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