I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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