I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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