Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
