I love black thongs
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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