Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Randomize
