I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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