That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
