:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
