I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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